Hercules: Muscle, Madness, and Twelve Terrible Ideas

Hercules: Muscle, Madness, and Twelve Terrible Ideas
by Homer Sapien

Sure, he's got biceps big enough to bench-press Mount Olympus, but Hercules isn't just ancient Greece's favorite gym rat — he's also the poster child for what happens when you mix divine strength with mortal impulse control. In Hercules: Muscle, Madness, and Twelve Terrible Ideas, Homer Sapien delivers a fast-paced, hilariously tragic tour through the life of a hero who proves that brute force is no substitute for a good plan.

Watch in awe (and mild horror) as Hercules:

• Wrestles a lion with no shirt and no strategy.
• Cleans a stable by flooding an entire region. Sanitation? Optional.
• Negotiates peace with a club. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

Fueled by guilt, glory, and zero chill, Hercules stumbles through twelve "labors" that feel suspiciously like the world's worst internship — all while dodging jealous gods, man-eating monsters, and the consequences of his own... questionable decisions.

Why pick up this mythological muscle-fest?

• It's like Greek mythology meets a superhero origin story — if the superhero kept breaking stuff and yelling "Oops."
• You'll feel better about your bad ideas (probably).
• It's the ultimate guide to how not to handle stress, relationships, or barn animals.

And if you survive this wild ride, don't stop there — Homer Sapien's got plenty more epic disasters for your reading pleasure, like:

• The Odd-yssey of Odysseus: Travel tips from the world's worst navigator.
• God Complex: Why family therapy should've started on Olympus.
• Achilles' Heel and Other Poor Life Choices: Ankle armor not included.

Because no one turns mythological meltdowns into binge-worthy brilliance like Homer Sapien.