I Didn't Stop My Wife Like I Agreed We Would

We were playing a game called "Who would you date?"

"Click him," I said, and I nudged my wife with my elbow where it was trapped between our bodies lying against each other.

"No!" Sarah squealed with a grin and she snorted and bit the tip of her tongue and twisted her face toward mine. We were close enough to kiss if we only pushed our lips out. "As if," she groaned.

I snapped my hand out and pressed the button on her phone before she could stop me.

She shrieked and threw her phone on the coffee table like it was suddenly too hot, like it had become radioactive. "You clicked him!" she shrieked.

"Let's just see if he contacts you," I said with a wide-eyed grin.

"And then what!?" my wife dropped her half-grinning mouth wide open. Her eyes widened and her chin came down to her chest.