Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3

When the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch you-know-what, it’s almost as if your best friend’s mom can’t get it through her pretty little head that you’re relatively new to sex, so you’re almost always about to lose it. All she seems to care about is when she can have that super hard 12-inch you-know-what of yours all to herself, and how often.